tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-25:385350 Spaceships in a clockwork universe S. Reesa Herberth 2010-06-01T14:54:07Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-25:385350:5916 2010-06-01T14:54:07Z 2010-06-01T14:54:07Z Eve 6 - Tongue Tied energetic public 0 Have you been having a shitty year thus far? Have Thing #1 and Thing #2 been creating crazy numbers of other Things that just keep showing up on your doorstep, unwanted and without a return policy? <br /><br />Ladies, gentlemen, persons, others, maybe I present, in the grand tradition of JJ Abrams: <br /><br /><div align="justify"><b>2010: The Reboot!</b><i><u><font size="+2"></font></u></i></div><br /><br />My friend and yours, <span style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='https://www.dreamwidth.org/profile?user=greenmtnboy18'><img src='https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png' alt='[profile] ' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='https://www.dreamwidth.org/profile?user=greenmtnboy18'><b>greenmtnboy18</b></a></span>, The Emperor of Vermont, has this to say about 2010: The Reboot!<br /><br />"By the power vested in me as the Emperor of Vermont, we hereby proclaim today, all remaining 90 minutes of it, to be the official end of 2010. Tomorrow, June 1, begins 2010 Reboot. 2010 2.0. Year ends. Starts over. (Lord High Inquisitor, make it so.)<br /><br><br>HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! <br /> <br><br>Seeing as I have no noisemakers, I'll have to go out to the hotel parking lot and try to catch a Mahwah squirrel to swing around by the tail until he squeaks. Maybe toss a few acorns instead of confetti.<br>"<br /><br />There you have it, folks! Go find yourselves a squirrel!<br /><br />(I should note, I have no problems with 2010, but I'm fully behind this plan because so many of my friends have had the shit kicked out of them by the last 6 months.)<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=sreesaherberth&ditemid=5916" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments