Me: Have you ever lit dog food on fire?
Michelle: No.
Me: Don't. It smells terrible.
Michelle: Why did you light dog food on fire?
Me: I had matches and dog food. I don't understand the question.
Michelle: No.
Me: Don't. It smells terrible.
Michelle: Why did you light dog food on fire?
Me: I had matches and dog food. I don't understand the question.